[ Or so Logan says as he tries to scrub the furious stains of red from his white button-down. He gets it, he does -- it's his fault for wearing a fucking tuxedo to work -- but the assassination was supposed to happen nice and clean, and not at all with Victor sinking his stupid fucking claws into the target and ripping him in literal half.
Logan grumbles, holding the shirt up to the light. It's unsalvageable. The pink is going to stay in the fabric forever. ]
I bought some panties the other day. [ ...is probably a dumb thing to say as he's absently running his fingers through Victor's hair, his husband lying on his lap. Logan's only half paying attention to the book in his other hand, but continues to hold it to keep up the illusion that this whole lingerie thing doesn't mean nearly as much to him as it actually does. ]
While you were out on a solo.
[ A beat, and then he tries to speak as casually as he can: ] They're black.
Oh what a beautiful morning. Oh what a beautiful day. I've got a beautiful feelin. Everything is going my way! [Kitty was singing as she was prepping breakfast in the kitchen. She has a certain glow about her, and by her scent Logan would immediately know why she was in a wonderful mood the morning after her date with Bobby Drake.]
[It's not every day Rhus is taken aback by something. Either he notices it coming thanks to his Miqo'te senses... or he's too deep in his pipe to give a flying godsdamn.
Except the situation is neither. And the Warrior of Light cant even tell what exactly he's taken aback by. Is it the sudden slam of the door as it's shoved open so suddenly and violently? Is it because he's so high? Is it because he's almost naked, only in a pair of shorts and lounging on the bed as he smokes? Is it the sight of Logan wandering in looking like a human pincushion?
(Is that a fuma shuriken?)]
What in the-- [Rhus scrambles to some sort of seating position. What?? Who?? Question marks?!?!?]
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so by character you mean this shirt's got something ridiculous printed on it right
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i hope you don't mind logan knowing?? what eli is???? rip
Not at all, it might help them open up
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pick me up
[ Okay, maybe he just wants to piss Badou off a little. ]
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happiness makes folks spend like nothing
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[ Or so Logan says as he tries to scrub the furious stains of red from his white button-down. He gets it, he does -- it's his fault for wearing a fucking tuxedo to work -- but the assassination was supposed to happen nice and clean, and not at all with Victor sinking his stupid fucking claws into the target and ripping him in literal half.
Logan grumbles, holding the shirt up to the light. It's unsalvageable. The pink is going to stay in the fabric forever. ]
...you owe me a new suit.
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https://78.media.tumblr.com/e876f32bea38b880c0c60a7483b0aeb5/tumblr_mv8v4yNUz61qh6w8to1_1280.jpg
While you were out on a solo.
[ A beat, and then he tries to speak as casually as he can: ] They're black.
GOD I LOVE COMICS
canon crossdressing logan is literally everything to me
I never knew I needed it in my life...
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The Morning After...
/cracks knuckles
Except the situation is neither. And the Warrior of Light cant even tell what exactly he's taken aback by. Is it the sudden slam of the door as it's shoved open so suddenly and violently? Is it because he's so high? Is it because he's almost naked, only in a pair of shorts and lounging on the bed as he smokes? Is it the sight of Logan wandering in looking like a human pincushion?
(Is that a fuma shuriken?)]
What in the-- [Rhus scrambles to some sort of seating position. What?? Who?? Question marks?!?!?]
God
/eyebrow waggle